“YOUR MAYOR SMOKED CRACK”
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YOUR MAYOR SMOKED CRACK
Your Mayor smoked crack,
Your Mayor smoked crack,
Hey ho DC you blow,
Your Mayor smoked crack.
(repeat)
Remember DC Mayor Marion Berry? The crack smoking and the crack whores in his hotel parties? We do.




The Guardian newspaper put this in an article about “the greatest football songs of all time,” which put DC idiots in a tizzy, and tried to e-mail the Guardian with their terrible songs, I mean song.
Oh man, is there a link to that article?