Who are you and what have you done with my soccer team? Because we are all still just a little bit in disbelief todat after witnessing jfor ust the second time in 13 years a playoff series win! The Red Bulls defeated the Two-time MLS Champions in ass whooping fashion, 3-0.

ESC split off into two flanks of attack fopr this game, sending a small but furocious band of elite special forces into almost Mexico (Houston) while a larger force stayed in the Green Zone of New York City in reserve on CAT 5 alert. The ESC band in Houston got to witness an epic playoff upset beat down live and in person, a breif 90 minutes in time all supporters are jealous over.

The crew that remianed on alert in NYC, ganged up at Nevada Smiths and turned it into a Champions League type crowd with 200 supporters lending voice, spirit and a whole lot of pints of beer to the cause. Every goal led to emotional WHAT THE FUCK! outbursts as almost noone could beleive their eyes….the Red Bulls have won a playoff series!

All that stands in the way now from our beloved squad and their first ever MLS Cup Final, are a bunch of child rapist mormons from Salt Lake. HELL NO! No way those shits get to go to a final before us!

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