The sign in the upper deck from the Toronto fans read “The Last Douche Out, Turn Off the Shite”…psst Toronto, you’re the last douche.

The last game to be played at Giants Stadium in predictable fashion was played in driving rain and horrible conditions, in some places standing water was on the field of play. Given the way this season had gone most fans were not expecting an awe inspiring performance….but that is what we got.

With Toronto’s playoffs on the line, New York laid down a severe 5-0 beatdown and gave New York its most convincing home win since 2006 when they beat hapless Salt Lake 6-0. The result ended Toronto’s bid for a first ever playoff appearance and sent their fans home wet and depressed for a 12 hour bus ride. Hope you enjoyed the trip douches.

The win capped off a miserable 14 years at Giants Stadium with the NFL lines, the poor concessions, the nazi security of the NJSEA, and the shit field surface. All of that is now a thing of the past, for the next time we watch our New York side it will be in Red Bull Arena. Start the countdown.

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