Your Mayor smoked crack,
Your Mayor smoked crack,
Hey ho DC you blow,
Your Mayor smoked crack.

(repeat)

Remember DC Mayor Marion Berry? The crack smoking and the crack whores in his hotel parties? We do.

Oh you can be,
State 51
Oh you can be state 51.
You could be a part of the US
Oh you can be state 51

Sung against Toronto or any other club from outside the US. Its actually a Sam’s Army song, but since some ESC guys started it we have right of use. Set to the tune of “oh When The Saints” (come marching in).

Super Metro!
Super Metro!
Oi! Oi! Oi!!

Just a quick chant. Usually sung right after the” whoa oh” Metro song.

whoa oh, whoa oh
whoa oh-whoa oh-whoa oh
whoa oh-oh oh,
oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
METRO!

The whole stadium sings with us!!!
The whole stadium sings with us!!!
The whole stadium sings with us!!!

Lets go Metros
Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap (that’s 5 quick claps)
(Repeat)

I call this the baseball song, because it seems like baseball fans only sing this song. Its heard in every baseball stadium around the world.

Heeeeere’s your famous,
Heeeeere’s your famous,
Heeeeeere’s your famous ESC!!!

Here’s your famous ESC.
Weeeee’re your famous,
Weeeee’re your famous
Wereeee’re your famous ESC!!!

I don’t give a shit what NE fans say, Green Street Hoollies was a good movie. And out of it was this little number that was sung when the GSE owned those bastards from Manchester. When idiot TFC fans sing “who are ya” at us (since that’s all they seem to know how to sing) well this is how we respond. Also lets everyone know who their dealing with.
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All we are sayyyyyying,
Is give us a goooooal!!
All we are sayyyyyying,
Is give us a goooooal!!

A plea to the team to score a goal for us, a simple request, we aren’t asking that much are we? Usually sung when we haven’t scored in a while or just need a goal to get a result in a boring low scoring game.

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
We don’t give a shit and we don’t give a fuck,
Cuz we’re coming home with the MLS cup.
The tune is like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk5fyBfUAhs

Sing the Tune.
Followed by ”“ METRO!!!

The song The Great Escape is a total football song that started in England I believe. It is sung by supporters clubs all over the world. Each puts its own variation on it but the thing that is always the same is the tune itself.

Here is the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWwusI3upE (if you can stomach the Three Lions highlights)

Here is J-League club Urawa Reds singing it better than anyone I have ever seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa99gWFfuY

Soooy del Metrooo,
sooooy del Metrooo,
del Metrooo soyooo!

Dale dale dale Meee,
dale dale dale Meee,
dale dale dale Metro
dale dale, Metro dale dale Meee!

Dale dale dale Meee,
dale dale dale Meee,
dale dale dale Metro
dale dale, Metro dale dale Meee!

Y dale! Y dale! Y dale Metro dale!

This is sort of a second ESC club anthem. Soy Del Metro is perhaps one of our oldest Spanish songs. It means “I am Metro”. It is meant to be sung in one level””loud. Jump around and feel the rythm, Soy del Metro is the quintessential ESC classic.

You can stick your CN Tower up your ass,
You can stick your CN Tower up your ass,
You can stick your CN Tower
Stick your CN Tower
Stick your CN Tower up your ass!
SIDEWAYS!!

Another anti-Toronto song. Set to the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain”.

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